Ezra Zion Machine Gun Resistance is Futile

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From the Ezra Zion HQ: 

"MACHINE GUN is one of the most sought after Ezra Zion Unicorn series of all time!

They’re INSANELY popular! We got so much amazing feedback for the previous MG releases! ...many were saying that it was even on the level of the illustrious Brass Knuckles! 

BUT...The problem is what it always is—the tobaccos are so limited that we just can’t make very much! So MACHINE GUN truly is the king of the EZ Unicorn cigars!

But, you know us! We always gotta keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible...and make each cigar better than the one before it!

We been working for literally YEARS on this blend—until we got to the point where the flavor and richness were ABSOLUTELY IRRESISTIBLE! 


MACHINE GUN RESISTANCE IS FUTILE features some of the strongest and  most luxurious tobaccos from the EZHQ aging vault! We had to reach deep into our tobacco arsenal. This stuff has been aging and aging at the perfect humidity and temp for years! (And, yes, before you email us...it does have tons of Medio Tiempo ligero!)

MACHINE GUN RESISTANCE IS FUTILE is a full-bodied, full-strength box-pressed 6x52 toro. The wrapper is a 10-year-aged Colorado leaf. Binder and filler tobaccos will remain a closely guarded secret....but they are all 5-12 years aged.  

First light is a massive wave of flavor! Dark chocolate, bourbon whiskey, white peppercorn, and aged leather blast across the palate. Red oak, cashew, and port wine immediately follow. Heavy cream and butter linger long on the finish. The retrohale adds a spicy cinnamon burn.

(I'm actually getting "sensory overload" from this cigar. Absolutely magnificent...just from the first half inch!)

As it progresses, the blend grows even more sophisticated. Caramel, dark roasted coffee bean, and toasted almond emerge. Hints of whiskey barrel and cayenne pepper. 

Halfway, the complexity continues to build. Cocoa, whipped cream, red pepper, and walnut appear. Blasts of nougat, earth, and malt on the finish. Amazing!

Last third, everything intensifies! Bold notes of maple wood, cake frosting, brown sugar, and dark beer. Vanilla bean and all-spice. The burn is perfect and the cigar stays cool all the way to the lip-burning nub!

MACHINE GUN RESISTANCE IS FUTILE is a complete phenom! I can't even bring myself to pair this cigar with anything because I don't want to interrupt the symphony of flavors from the tobaccos."


**Ezra Zion/Nomad releases are not eligible for the 6 or more DIY Sampler discount.**